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Latest Whatsapp Status 2017

 

  • My life is like an open book but no one is allowed to read it.😜
  • I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.😎
  • This life is a process of learning.
  • A jealous girl does better research then CBI & FBI.
  • All the Rules are made to be a break at the End.
  • You killed what was left of the GOOD in me.😑
  • Life Always goes on with or without you!!!😏
  • 70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!😛
  • Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

Sad Whatsapp Status

  • I still Love you but you don’t care.💔
  • I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
  • Love is that, which can never explain.
  • The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
  • Success is where preparation and opportunity meet.
  • I feel like I am waiting for someone that is never going happen.
  • I’m single because I take relationships seriously.
  • Time goes by a very slower when you miss the someone who loves you.
  • I believe in living today, not in yesterday, nor in tomorrow.
  • Live like King Size.
  • Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.
  • Lost time is never found again.
  • Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trusts you the least.
  • The best way to predict the future is to create it.
  • Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life.
  • Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
  • Work hard in silence let success make the noise.
  • Some People Change Your Life, Then Leave Without Explanation !!
  • Love never fails and when it fails in life, then it’s not love.
  • If you want to be TOGETHER. You have TO-GET-HER.
  • Without me, life is just awsome.
  • Time is money.
  • Stay focused and Never Give Up.
  • Stop finding a Hero or Role Model, Be your own.
  • Winning a no win situation by changing rules.
  • Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.
  • Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

Awesome Attitude Whatsapp Status

  • Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  • I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
  • Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!
  • Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.
  • I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture
  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
  • Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want
  • Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
  • I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less
  • Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.

Funny Marathi Jokes

  • Trying to succeed ==> Then Started with deleting Whatsapp account.
  • I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
  • Your status won’t ever match my status neither in Whatsapp nor in reality.
  • Silence is a source of great strength.
  • You only live once, so do everything twice.
  • Perhaps I am stronger than I think.
  • Always respects yourself!
  • Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛
  • A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
  • I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
  • Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
  • I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛
  • Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
    My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
  • If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
  • Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.

Best Love Whatsapp Status

  • The real cost of living is dying.
  • The most eloquent silence, that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.
  • Today is your day to proud tomorrow.
  • Hey, there….. be there.
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • All our sweetest hours fly fastest.
  • The Road to success is always under construction.
  • They Hate Us..Because They Ain’t Us.
  • The lack of money is the root of all evil.
  • Madness is like gravity,you know all you need is a little push.
  • If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
  • Fashion fades, only style remains the same.
  • Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
  • Hey, you are reading my status again??
  • I feel like some people deserve high five on the face.
  • I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
  • Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
  • Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
  • One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
  • It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
  • Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
  • Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
  • apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi)
  • We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
  • I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…
  • Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

 

New Marathi Whatsapp Status

  • Sometimes It’s better To be Alone….Nobody Can Hurt You.
  • God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!
  • I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
  • Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
  • I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
  • 24×7 Hours Online.