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Funny Engalish Jokes, SMS for Whatsapp

Funny Engalish Jokes, SMS for Whatsapp

There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of a female/girl tear!

When a tear falls, it first mixes with ‘MAC’ eyeliner and ‘Maybelline’ mascara;

Then it comes down to the cheek, it mixes with “La Femme” blusher;

And in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with ‘Lancome’ lipstick;

This means that a single drop is worth at least Rs 15000!


Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.


Husband sent a text to wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, plz try and wash all my dirty clothes
And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text, “I forgot to tell u that I got an increase in
My salary at the end of month I’m getting u a new car”
She text back, “Omg really?”
Husband Replied: “No I just wanted to make sure u got my 1st msg.”


Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, “He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?”

“No,” replies the wife, “he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our son John”


Employee: Boss, I’ve got married. Can I get a pay rise?

Boss: We do not compensate for the accidents that happen outside of the work place.


Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…

As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”

Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.


Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. “Any last requests?” asked the jailer.

“Yes”, replied one of the prisoners. “I love music; so before I die, could you play me something by Himesh Resham”

And the second prisoner said, “Please kill me first.”


A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”

He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”

The bartender looks confused but gives him another beer.

This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, “When are you going to pay for these beers?”

The man answers, “Now the problems start!”


Boys are stronger than Girls??

 

Ohh Please !!

No Ways!!!

Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?

Can they go a week eating only salad?

Can they face a heart break?


What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?

 

Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics

 

And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.

 

What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?

 

Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers,

 

And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There’s No Network.


 

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