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Best Whatsapp Status and Jokes

Best Whatsapp Status and Jokes

Now a days whatsapp status is become Trend in youths. We all know Whatsapp changed the communication world. Most of the people use whatsapp as a default messaging (SMS) service to interact with each other. Whatsapp has many features but most important and cool feature is Whatsapp Status.

Latest Whatsapp Status 2017

Cool Whatsapp Status

  • My life is like an open book but no one is allowed to read it.😜
  • I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.😎
  • This life is a process of learning.
  • A jealous girl does better research then CBI & FBI.
  • All the Rules are made to be a break at the End.
  • You killed what was left of the GOOD in me.😑
  • Life Always goes on with or without you!!!😏
  • 70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!😛
  • Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
  • I still Love you but you don’t care.💔
  • I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

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Attitude Whatsapp Status

  • If you want to cry, use a tissue!! not your status…!!
  • People say I have a dirty mind, But Im say its just creative! !!
  • My attitude based on how u treat me.
  • I loved a girl & she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…
  • I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and u should try too.
  • I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT. !!
  • Silence is the best answer to a Fool
  • People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…
  • I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!
  • I don’t have an attitude, Just a personality that you can’t handle.
  • Style is a way to say who u are without speaking.
  • I am multi talented, i can talk & piss you off at the same time

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Funny Marathi Jokes

Love Whatsapp Status

  • They says we fall in love once but I fall in love everyday with the same person.
  •  If I were Nike and you were McDonald’s, I would be doing it and you would be loving it!
  • You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
  • She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
  • Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
  • I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.
  • The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they’re already looking at you.
  • Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, & suffering.
  • A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
  • My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money.
  • You’re the reason behind my smile.
  • No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
  • I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life
  • I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me
  • I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.

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Sad Whatsapp Status

  • I’m slowly giving up.
  • I don’t depend on people anymore because I’m tired of being disappointed.
  • I’m invisible until someone needs me.
  • My silence is just another word for pain
  • I’m missing something in my life these days.
  • Silence is the most powerful SCREAM.
  • BEING IGNORED, worst feeling ever.
  • I don’t need drugs, Life is killing me slowly all by itself.
  • When you are happy, you enjoy the music. But, when you are sad you understand the lyrics.
  • One night I burn in the fire of my own all thoughts….
  • How did I go from being so happy, to so sad?
  • The most painful goodbyes are those which were never said and never explained…
  • I always found the right one on wrong time.
  • Out of all lies, you have told….. was my favorite.
  • How do you stop yourself from loving someone when you know it will never work out?
  • Say what you feel, Do what you think, Give what you got, But never regret.
  • If you give up on me, I’m going to give up on me too.
  • They ignore you until they need you.
  • Sometimes all you ever want is someone to want and need you as much as you want and need them..
  • Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worse kind of suffering.

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Funny Engalish Jokes, SMS for Whatsapp

Share this on WhatsAppThere is nothing more expensive than a single drop of a female/girl tear! When a tear falls, it first mixes with ‘MAC’ eyeliner and ‘Maybelline’ mascara; Then it comes down to the cheek, it mixes with “La Femme” blusher; And in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with ‘Lancome’ lipstick; This means that a single drop is worth at least Rs 15000! Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,…

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Awesome Whatsapp Quotes

Share this on WhatsApp Every morning you have two choices- continue to sleep with dreams or wake up and chase your dreams. The choice is yours!   Everyday may not be good, but there is something good in every day”   Wake up and face life’s challenges head on. Else, life will become quite a challenge.   Talents Will Take Us To High Position In Our Career,But Behaviour Will Help Us To Maintain The High Position In Hearts Of Others…

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Marathi Jokes **Updated**

Share this on WhatsApp😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 : पक्या :- शर्ट शिवण्यासाठी एखादं चांगलं कापड दाखवा…… . दुकानदार :- प्लेन मध्ये दाखवू..???? . . . . पक्या :- नाही.. हेलीकॉप्टर मध्ये दाखव. बालिश बुद्धीच्या. इथच दाखव ना..😡 😎😜😜😝😝😂😂😀 👉 मुलींना मेक अप धुण्याआधी त्यांचा अंतरात्मा नक्कीच विचारत असेल… Are you sure, you want to restore factory settings? 😝😂😂 😂😂 #Whatsapp चे #मेसेज आहेराच्या साडी सारखे असतात, #आली इकडून दे तिकडे 😂 😂😂 एकदा एक व्हॉटसप ग्रुप हॉटेलात जेवायला गेला. . . जेवण झाल्यावर बिल…

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Hindi Whatsapp Jokes

Share this on WhatsApp😂😂😂😂😝😝😝 बडी दुविधा होती रही थी जब : 1.बायोलॉजी के टीचर ने पढाया : सेल मतलब ‘शरीर की कोशिकाएँ’। 2.फिजिक्स के टीचर ने पढाया : सेल मतलब ‘बैटरी’, 3.इकोनॉमिक्स के टीचर ने पढाया: सेल मतलब ‘बिक्री’, 4.हिस्ट्री के टीचर ने पढाया : सेल मतलब ‘जेल’, 5.अंग्रेजी के टीचर ने पढाया: सेल मतलब ‘मोबाइल’, पढ़ाई ही छोड़ दी भाई साब, यह सोचकर कि जिस स्कूल में पांच शिक्षक एकमत नहीं है उस स्कूल में पढ़ कर क्या होगा…

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Broken Heart Quotes

Share this on WhatsApp My silence is just another word for my PAIN. I’m leaving for our own Good, Now i am happy, how about you? People cry not because they are weak, It’s because they’ve been strong for too long. I fall too fast, crush too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much. I hope you’ll realize how much you’re hurting me someday. If you give up on me, I’m going to give up on me too. A…

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Marathi Whatsapp Jokes

Share this on WhatsAppसासुबाई :- अगं सुनबाई, लग्नाच्या सर्व विधी पूर्ण झालेल्या आहेत. आता घरी यायच्या आधी नाव घे बघू. . सुन :- भाजीत भाजी … सासू :- ओ.. ओ.. सुनबाई, ही पकावगिरी सोडा आता. हे उखाणे जुने झालेत. जरा काहीतरी नवीन दमाच घ्या की…. सुन :- “”कडु कडु कारलं सासुबाईला चारलं….”” “”कडु कडु कारलं सासुबाईला चारलं…. नामदेव रावांच नाव घेते, 28एप्रिल ला बघ थेरडे, कटप्पा नं बाहुबलीला का मारलं..!”” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 मुलगीः संत्री कशी दिली? 😐 दुकानदारः १०० रुपयांना दहा….

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